Worst Christmas Traditions for Dads
December 17, 2009

  1. Falling through the ceiling while rummaging in the attic for the decorations.
  2. Stepping in figgy pudding in a dark hall at night (Thanks, Rover)
  3. Sending out 200 Christmas cards and then hearing postage rates went op two weeks before.
  4. Fourthmeal at Taco Bell on Christmas Eve!
  5. Watching Rudolph, Frosty and The Grinch on fast-forward, so you can get them in on one night
  6. Gargling with eggnog before you open gifts Christmas morning
  7. Listening for the pitter-patter of the UPS driver’s feet on the porch.
  8. Everyone gathers around the fire Christmas Eve while dad reads the paper.
  9. Decorating saltines.
  10. The annual after Christmas dinner weigh in!

~ Written By Top 10 Correspondant, Brendan Bruce

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  1. sirglandon
    Dec 18, 11:06 AM

    Definitely like number 5 the best.