Top 10 Ways to Know You’ve Missed the Boat This Christmas
December 9, 2009

  1. You’ve taught your kids to believe in the magic of amazon.com
  2. You’ve Posted bad hair Christmas morning videos on YouTube
  3. You make Twitter updates to relatives as gifts are opened
  4. Your snow angel designs are copyrighted
  5. There’s a Nike swoosh on the side of your Nativity display
  6. You think the Twelve Days of Christmas is a sale countdown
  7. You look at caroling as a great time to sell Amway
  8. Direct TV sponsors your sledding dish
  9. People have to sign allergen waivers before going under the mistletoe
  1. You visit a virtual Santa online and photoshop your kids in

~ Written By Top 10 Correspondant, Brendan Bruce

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  1. Nate Daddy
    Dec 10, 12:20 PM

    You buy all your gifts at the local drug store.

  2. Cha Cha
    Dec 10, 11:43 PM

    Sorry, all but the first three are kinda lame.

  3. Joel
    Dec 11, 12:15 AM

    You can’t remember your kid’s names, much less what they want for Christmas.

  4. Mike
    Dec 11, 11:36 AM

    You don’t mention the NAME of Jesus in your stories.

  5. Wayne
    Dec 11, 04:02 PM

    And I thought the first three were the best ones…

  6. Jeff
    Dec 12, 01:06 PM

    yeah, personally, I like the Twitter one. Very reflective of society…

  7. m's daddyman
    Dec 12, 01:20 PM

    If you’ve purchased those bullet hole stickers at the local auto shop and put them on the plastic reindeer and sled in your yard display.

    If you put out a deer feeder and tree stand in your yard and mark off the surrounding area as the reindeer game playground.

    If you think eggnogg is one of the major food groups (personally, yuck!!!)

  8. Doug
    Dec 13, 04:54 PM

    Yearly pilgrimage to the local McD’s for the Egg Nog milkshakes!