Top 10 Ways to know it's time for a new car

  1. The rear defogger broke, so pushing it in winter makes for cold hands.
  2. The french fries, burger wrappers and paper cups no longer keep out the water when it rains.
  3. The city asks you to sell it or either apply for recognition as a historical landmark.
  4. Someone asks you the color of your car and you cannot remember.
  5. You avoid neighborhoods with posted noise ordinances.
  6. An Amish family yells at you for going too slow as they pass you in their buggy.
  7. You roll down your window to give a homeless guy some change and he hands you a dollar.
  8. Your kids carry pillows to use as airbags.
  9. You cannot use your garage because “reverse” hasn’t worked in 2 years.
  10. People pushing Yugos laugh at you.

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  1. Tim Green
    Sep 25, 06:45 PM

    You leave your truck parked come back and its on fire

  2. Tom H
    Sep 30, 04:50 PM

    Your car has more rust than paint and your afraid to wash it.

  3. Matt R.
    Nov 13, 06:24 PM

    The only way to keep the left side mirror is to tie it to the door

  4. Joe
    Nov 20, 09:28 AM

    You carry a toolbox, oil, spare battery, and duct tape in your trunk — just in case.

  5. Rob
    Nov 21, 11:54 AM

    You know more about your mechanics daily schedule then your wife’s.

  6. Tim
    Feb 1, 12:36 AM

    You get a college graduation invitation and thank you note from your mechanic’s child.