Top 10 topics you don't discuss at the dinner table

  1. The dog’s latest “gift”
  2. Klingon dating rituals
  3. Chewing tobacco
  4. Precious moments figurines
  5. Puss, scabs, or body fluids
  6. Anything that makes you laugh hard enough to make milk come out your nose
  7. Smoked oyster breath
  8. The way your mother used to prepare this dish
  9. Road toad a la mode
  10. Childbirth

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  1. Elli
    Oct 18, 11:51 AM

    How wonder your grilled steaks are. Wife seasoned them, started the charcoal, made 3 side dishes, desert, set the table and will be left to clean it all up.

  2. Melanie
    Oct 24, 09:19 PM

    Your top 10 lists are crackin’ me up. Especially this one. I have 2 boys (ages 14 and 10) a girl,6, and a baby boy (2) to keep us in fun dinner conversation for years to come! I like #9. And #4 I heartily agree with. Indeed, there are very few times in life when Precious Moments should be discussed at all!

  3. Doug
    Oct 31, 11:01 AM

    Several years ago my siter, myself and a few others were cub scout leaders. During a hike we set down for bagged lunches when the scouts soon noticed animal droppings in our midst.
    The boys kept trying to out gross each other with “I saw…” comments until my sister and I had our turn. The boys were ready to change the topic!