Top 10 Things You Hate to Hear in the Car

  1. Dadddd, he’s touching me!
  2. Dadddd, he’s looking at me!
  3. Dadddd, he’s breathing on me!!!
  4. Cool! There’s a police car behind us and its lights are flashing.
  5. Wait ‘till I tell mom what the policeman gave us.
  6. Dad, Joey just threw up back here.
  7. Dad, are leather seats easy to patch?
  8. Dad, I have to go to the bathroom?
  9. Dad, I have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad!!!!
  10. Never mind, now.

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  1. Chris
    Jan 5, 03:37 PM

    You forgot….Are we there yet? Are we THERE yet? Are we there YET?

  2. GUNNY HARTMAN - TEXAS
    Jan 19, 10:30 PM

    Amen! Exactly what I was thinking.

    “Are we there yet?” has to at least get an honorable mention.

  3. renita
    Feb 17, 09:04 AM

    I was thinking, “My tummy hurts.” Then you hear the splat of chunks flying everywhere!

  4. digitallatte
    Apr 3, 12:38 AM

    Can we just ask for directions?

  5. Mike
    Jun 4, 12:20 AM

    NPR, Howard Stern, Al Franken, you get the idea…