Don't Forget That Anniversary!
- “Sweetheart, I wanted to get you a gift but my credit card limit was only $2,000.”
- “I�m sorry mam, but the mugging seems to have caused a bit of amnesia.”
- “You know, according to the Lunar Calendar our anniversary is tomorrow.”
- “I wanted to get you the world, but I didn�t know how to gift wrap it.”
- (Here’s a favorite from your school days) “You’re not going to believe this, but a dog ate my gift for you.”
- “Sure, I remembered…but in the excitement of saving that baby from a burning building I left it at the office.”
- “Anniversary…TODAY?!!! How can all the love I have for you be contained in ONE DAY???!!!
- “Hey, I remembered it last year, didn’t I?”
Note: None of these excuses will actually work.