Previous Top 10's

Top 10 Ways to Know You're Sunburned

Let’s make a Top 10 list together.

I’ll start –

1. You know you’re sunburned when you stick your head out of your car’s sunroof and the car in front of you pulls over.

Worst Christmas Traditions for Dads
December 17, 2009

Top 10 Ways to Know You’ve Missed the Boat This Christmas
December 9, 2009

He’s back and better than ever. familyman, Brendan Bruce has written another hilarious Christmas Top 10.

We Need Labels!!!
June 29, 2009

We need lables for those little “issues men” face like ear top hair, those little skin growths that appear over night, and anything else you can think of.

You Might Be Red-Neck Dad If...
June 26, 2009

OK, Dad, let’s hear it.

You might be a red-neck dad if…

…You named MORE than one of your children Skeeter.

Top 10 Things You Hate to Hear on an Airplane
March 11, 2009

1. This is your captain speaking. I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but if the child out on the starboard wing belongs to anyone, would you please alert the flight attendant?

THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
January 16, 2009

1. Cats’ facial expressions.

2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

Top 10 Uses for Unwanted Nose Hair Clippings
May 15, 2008

1. Use it as pillow stuffing.
2. Knit the clipped hairs into a winter scarf.
3. Sprinkle the clippings in the garden to keep away pesky rodents.

Top 10 Ways to Tell Your Husband You're Pregnant...when You're 58 years old.
February 20, 2008

This Mom needs our help. Here’s what she wrote: I do not know how to tell my husband I am pregnant, and I was just thinking I should ask you guys for help to tell him I got pregnant a month ago. ~Jennifer (58)

So…I thought our advice should come in the form of a TOP 10.

Top 10 Things Not to Say to Your Wife in the Last Week of Pregnancy
January 3, 2008

1. Hey Babe, is it OK that I invited some of the guys from work over to see how big you are? They won’t believe me.

Top 10 unique and little known Christmas traditions from around the world.
November 20, 2007

Top 10 Ways to Prepare for the Flu Season

1. Proper hand gear – latex gloves or a hazmat suit
2. Proper Footgear – surgical booties, muck boots, or hip waders

Top 10 Things You Hate to Hear in the Car

Wait ‘till I tell mom what the policeman gave us…

Top 10 Ways to Know You Need to Lose a Little Weight.

You’re always asked to be Santa Clause at the company Christmas party.

Top 10 topics you don't discuss at the dinner table

1. The dog’s latest “gift”…

Top 10 Things to Keep from Saying the Wrong Thing to Your Wife

1. Carry a small pop-rivet gun in your pocket. If the need arises, rivet your lips together.

You know it's hot when...

1. You’ve been getting hot flashes, and you’re a man.

Top 10 Ways to know it's time for a new car

An Amish family yells at you for going too slow as they pass you in their buggy.

Phrases from a Man's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

Top 10 Ways to get rid of raccoons in your attic

1. Learn to play the flute and start walking down the road (it worked in Ireland)

Dad Quiz

You know you're a man, if you answer "C" to ALL of the following questions.

What Women Want in a Man

Things seem to change over time…

Spring Projects for Dads

Change the dead bulbs in the Christmas lights still hanging on the house.

Don't Forget That Anniversary!

“Sweetheart, I wanted to get you a gift but my credit card limit was only $2,000.”

Things I've Learned From My Children

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.