14 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Sanity and embarass your children at the same time
September 25, 2008
1. At lunch time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks…Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso! ! ! !
5. Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
12. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
13. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
~forwarded by Allen P.
spilo
Sep 25, 02:39 PM
Nice one. I like that list.
Jim Parker
Sep 25, 03:04 PM
thanks for the laugh, it is just wanted I needed today.
dj
Sep 25, 03:15 PM
Number 14 is cruel.
Claude
Sep 25, 03:56 PM
Just how many of these have you done? I’ll have to think about doing #7 and #8 some day!
(PS- my wife wants to thank-you)
Robert Phillips
Sep 25, 05:38 PM
# 13 is hilarious as we just came from the zoo yesterday.
Mark
Sep 25, 11:56 PM
I’ve found that ordering my drive thru order to go leaves most McPloyees spellbound.
Gail [ the mom]
Sep 26, 10:15 AM
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Great!
Donna
Oct 8, 04:06 AM
I think I might have done a few of these. He He